Score: 9

"Excellent, as usual."

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 21

date: July 10, 2009

Even after seeing it several times, I find myself laughing again and again at several different parts, and I like how you tied in something from RAB 20 as well (our yellow friend's history, so to speak).

So, I'm guessing what we saw in Bunny in that episode is permanent? Barring any...continuity intervention, at least....

Probably my favorite part would be at the beginning--where Puppy starts being an ass and poking fun at Bunny (as he tends to do). "[...] We are _DONE_ WITH THIS CONVERSATION." That scene cracks me up every time, for some reason.

Worth the wait? Depends on who you ask; I think it was.

Score: 7

"Hmm."

submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!

date: February 4, 2009

I was snickering at a steady pace for the most part, though if pressed, I'd say I found the 'Pokemon Snap XXX' skit(s) the funniest. Namely, the second one; that Jigglypuff's grin cracks me up for some reason. That, and the guy screaming about the pause button seems to be a perfect example (read: stereotype?) of the average NG user.

Score: 9

"Hehe."

submission: king stroker

date: September 19, 2008

I saw this a few years ago. Loved it then, love it now. An...interesting concept, and really, I think this is something new. Turning jacking off into an arcade game? If it weren't adult-oriented, then this would become a great classic if not for just being so unique.

And somebody tell "Mylovelydame21" to take his dick elsewhere.

That's the one problem; we don't really enjoy hearing about how men go "LOL I HOLD OUT 4EVA" or "OMG O YA" or worse yet, "MI KEEZ R STIKEE!!11"

Score: 8

"It was interesting."

submission: ClixSposing Kitraandra

date: September 19, 2008

I prefer Samus to some anonymous bounty hunter, however. But it was a great effort, and you certainly get more...how should I put it, 'action' in this one.

But now you have me interested. What exactly is a Plasmoid, and what's the base for this? I mean, what did this come from--what is it built off of.

Oh...and this reminds me.

"no way for a chick"
by: RottenLobotomy
[SCORE: 1]
date: 4 hours ago

That was way to hard to fap and play at the same time for a chick.
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Oh deary me. Would you look at that. Yet another man pretending to be a girl.

Also, girls don't 'fap'. 'Fap' is an onomotopeia (sic) for the sound (some) men make when masturbating, presumably due to their skin moving.

...And on top of this, I don't think anybody who refers to women as 'chicks' has an IQ higher than 20. 10, if they're a woman. 'Chick' is widely viewed as a derogatory term. Get that through your head, RottenBrain.

FINALLY: I'm pretty sure this kind of fast-action-clicky game isn't INTENDED for masturbation while you play. Don't give it a one just because you're an idiot who enjoys crossdressing over the internet.
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Score: 7

"Mixed blessing..."

submission: Brawl Taunts

date: May 26, 2008

While I normally don't support any kind of thing that voices silent characters[1] very much, this was good enough to boost my overall score to sometihng respectable. But, of course, there are problems--

The style of animation; it was nice and smooth through almost all of it. But when it hit Ness's part, and for that matter, the second one involving Snake, the animation quality degraded a bit. Ness's part looked a tad sloppy, and Snake's second one showed an easily visible mouth tween, among a few other things.

Actually...scratch finishing this...I'm just a tightass--what do I know about animation? You made a good flash. You should be proud of it. Cheers.

[1] Well, gives them dialog anyway.

Score: 0

"Pathetic"

submission: Die

date: April 21, 2008

Put some effort into your flash next time. Also, you didn't actually use the audio you credited.

You obviously put no time or effort into this; also don't say "vote 5." It's a fast track to a zero from anybody with any sense at all.

Score: 0

"Review part III"

submission: 8 More Dead Baby Uses!

date: April 20, 2008

I'm going to use this review template for all of these animations, with minor modifications each time.

STYLE: 2
VIOLENCE: [OO~] (2 of 3)
GRAPHICS: 5
SOUND: 1
FUN: 0
INTERACTIVITY: 1

Subratings:

DISGUST: 10
HUMOR: 3
IDEAS: 4
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Firstly...I found this absolutely disgusting. Call me a wuss if you'd like, but, as a human being however much you try to deny it you will always care about at least one other being; generally the being in question will be human.

Combining this with the animal (humans are animals, in case you're wondering) instinct to protect its young, you delivered a triple-whammy of what-the-fuck to the viewer--in this case, me.

E. McMillen, we all love your Badlands series--and yes, I know this is an old animation--but however disgusting the inside of your mind happens to be, we absolutely do not need to delve so deep into your thoughts and imagination.

Now begins the version-specific notes.
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The voodoo baby...you should be locked in a mental institution. It's...disgusting, pathetic, apalling--everything any person or their ideas shouldn't be.

...I...can't say anything more on this series. I've been thrown so deep into your mind that I've begin to grow numb...I can't finish this review.

And so...I'm going to say one thing.

...Don't make more of these. That's all I have the strength to say.

Score: 1

"Review part two"

submission: 6 more dead babie uses

date: April 20, 2008

I'm going to use this review template for all of these animations, with minor modifications each time.

STYLE: 2
VIOLENCE: [OO~] (2 of 3)
GRAPHICS: 5
SOUND: 1
FUN: 0
INTERACTIVITY: 1

Subratings:

DISGUST: 10
HUMOR: 3
IDEAS: 4
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Firstly...I found this absolutely disgusting. Call me a wuss if you'd like, but, as a human being however much you try to deny it you will always care about at least one other being; generally the being in question will be human.

Combining this with the animal (humans are animals, in case you're wondering) instinct to protect its young, you delivered a triple-whammy of what-the-fuck to the viewer--in this case, me.

E. McMillen, we all love your Badlands series--and yes, I know this is an old animation--but however disgusting the inside of your mind happens to be, we absolutely do not need to delve so deep into your thoughts and imagination.

Now begins the version-specific notes.
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I'm just going to review the uses here:

Skateboard: I don't have words to describe how horrid that is.
Pup tent: Despite being (most likely) physically impossible to make a tent out of one baby, this does NOT make it okay to add.
Squeeze toy: I'm ashamed of you.
Halloween mask: No comment.
Clay pidgeon: See above.
Crotch warmer: Alright, pardon, but ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!? That's DISGUSTING!!

Score: 2

"A pseudo-extended review."

submission: 12 uses of dead babies

date: April 20, 2008

I'm going to use this review template for all of these animations, with minor modifications each time.

STYLE: 2
VIOLENCE: [OO~] (2 of 3)
GRAPHICS: 5
SOUND: 1
FUN: 0
INTERACTIVITY: 1

Subratings:

DISGUST: 10
HUMOR: 3
IDEAS: 4
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Firstly...I found this absolutely disgusting. Call me a wuss if you'd like, but, as a human being however much you try to deny it you will always care about at least one other being; generally the being in question will be human.

Combining this with the animal (humans are animals, in case you're wondering) instinct to protect its young, you delivered a triple-whammy of what-the-fuck to the viewer--in this case, me.

E. McMillen, we all love your Badlands series--and yes, I know this is an old animation--but however disgusting the inside of your mind happens to be, we absolutely do not need to delve so deep into your thoughts and imagination.

Now begins the version-specific notes.
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I found this rather tasteless--but the later ones are somehow worse. Here are my thoughts on the ideas.

Pincushion: Nasty.
Soda can insulator: The fact that you crushed a hole into the baby's head JUST TO PUT A SODA CAN IN IT is incredibly disturbing.
Baby skin condom: No comment.
Air freshener: If it was just a corpse--not a baby--it'd be funny.
Hand puppets: Again, no comment.
Baby skinning: I'm at a loss for words.
Dancing: Kind of cute; but again, the fact that it's a baby's corpse knocks off any chance you had of it being amusing.
Baseball: No. Just no.
Stunt baby: I can't say anything about it.
Maggot hotel: While that is a natural event, the fact that it is on the USES list implies that somebody actually set the corpse up to be nothing more than a receptacle for maggots, which is apalling.
Speed bump: This one hit me harder than the rest of them, if that's even possible. Roadkill describes animals--not humans. Keep it that way.
Hammer: Despite being almost hilariously ineffective, it was yet another disgusting addition.

Score: 4

"What a shame..."

submission: Cat Fling

date: April 3, 2008

Well, here's your score.

Graphics: 9.
Sound: 7.
Concept: 1.
Fun: 3.
Violence: [OO~] Medium (2/3)
Overall: 4.

Sorry man, but while the art was great and the sound was decent, the idea of throwing a cat up into the air is just a bit too much for me. Plus...when it hits the ground, the art is great as usual, but I feel guilty for having done that to the defenceless little thing.

Now if it was a lion that was going to rip me in half, I'd be fine with that; self defence and all that. But the way the cat moves (It even changes direction when you're spinning it) is just a bit too much for me... and the faceplants were saddening.

Aside from the guilt factor, it's an awesome little time waster.